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farhana sent me this video during LA just now .
and i was like spending the whole lesson laughing my ass out in the toilet .
it's seriously funny man .
the dialogue goes , something or other , like this la .
but if you wan to see th real thing then i'll try to show you , come find me lor =p

narrator : the italia man , who went to malta .

italia man : one day i go to malta to do something .
early morning i go down to eat the breakfast .
i tell the waitress a wan a two piece of toast .
she gimme only one .
i tell her , i want TWO PIECE .
she say , go to th toilet !
i say , no you dun understand me i wan TWO PIECE on my PLATE .
she say , no no you better not piss on the plate , you son of a bitch .
ii don't even know the lady and she calls me the son of a BEACH !

then , i go to the eat at the malta's biggest restaurant .
the waiter brings me a the spoon and a knife , but no fock [ fork ] .
i tell her , i want a the fock [ fork ] .
she tell me , everybody wanna a f*ck .
i tell her , no you don't understand i want a fock [ fork ] on my table .
then she said , no you better don't f*ck on the table , you son of a bitch .
and so i returned to my hotel room .
but i disovered that there was no sheet on my bed .
so i say to the person ,
call up the manager i want a sheet !
then he said , then go to the toilet .
so i say , no you don't understand , i want a sheet on my bed !
the person said , you better don't shit on the bed , you son of a bitch .
after that i went to the check out counter .
then the person and the counter said to me ,
PEACE ON YOU .
i told the man
PISS ON YOU TOO , YOU SON OF A BEACH . AND I TELL YOU I'M GOING BACK TO ITALIA .

damn funny lars alrighy ,
i was laughing to bits in front of the whole class ,
and they were like looking at me , and i was damn embarassed .
so i dragged farhana to the toilet , and yeah ,
laughed my ass out .
lameshit -.-

alrights aft school went to tiong as promised .
qi ji -ed agin , and it was all quite good .
yups , and dani went to long john to POKE patrick .
which was crazy , i thought .

i waved madly to gordon , and this time he saw it (:
yup .
big and bright and clear , he said hi and i said hi and i waved and he waved and that's it .
and he saw this time , and i saw this time , saw it's all good too .

yars .
lameshit -.-

and bigben made me cry , and he asked me cry finish le tell him .
so yeah , i shall do it .
SQEEEEEEZE the tears out and take picture sia .
joking joking .

alrights .
had icecream .
mcflurry , and now my throat is aching =x
must be the oreo .
sucks , i dun like mcflurry anymore .
i like hot fudge sundae better .
thanks to xinhui .

haiyoo .
i got nothing to say le , everything went poooof .
so yeah , reply tag le then i go slack scak do hmwk le .
see so guai right , lols (:

TAGGGS ;

SILING :: yupyup , call me if anything's out . i'll infrom mig on th rest , you'll tell karyn , alrightys ? (: YAY . i cant wait .

GORDON :: what talking you ? you got talk to me on that day meh ? i only remembered you talked to me today , lols .

SILNG :: understanded .

HELENA :: heh , sentttt . love you manymany too .

PEISHAN :: okays ! good ideas sehh (: sooon !