zed + oh + am + gee = ZOMG

was inspired by some fellow female blogger to google 'zomg' and i did. :) (don't know if you're reading this. if you are, hi!)

urbandictionary.com: definitions of zomg :

1. zomg
a varient of the all-too-popular acronym "OMG". the "z" was originally a mistake while attempting to hit the shift key with the left hand, and type "OMG" also used in all-caps, 'ZOMG' is generally used in a sarcastic manner, more often than not a humiliating fashion. also used as a device for stating the obvious.

2. zomg
a more enthusiastic (if not sarcastic) way of saying OMG. the Z doesn't stand for anything, but rather is added onto the O, thus making it pronounced "ZOH MY GOD!"

3. zomg
ZOMG was the ruler of the planet XYRZON until 2451 AD, when he was overthrown by KFOP after the battle of SHMUR. the battle marked the violent end to ZOMG'S noble reign as ultra-lord. KFOP soon proved to be an incapable ruler of XYRZON, and the planet collapsed into chaos in 2453. since that day, the residents of XYRZON have used ZOMG as a declaration, nay, an exclaimation of hope. hope that one day peace shall return to XYRZON, on the shoulders of a truly worthy king.
ZOMG, i love cupcakes.

4. zomg
zombies! oh my god!

5. zomg:
ZOMG I COLLECTED ALL 862934127 POKEMON CARDS!! ZOMG!!!!!

6. zomg:
originally from starcraft when the enemy zerg would rush and swarm u with zerglings when you were still harvesting minerals. the acronym means ZERG OH MY GOD written in the chat as a cry for assistance.

7. zomg:
ZOMG is neither an acronym nor a word; it is an entity.
ZOMG is a mythological figure who wields a sword tainted with the blood of emo kids.

Bill: Jesus Christ! That ZOMG just stabbed the lead singer of My Chemical Romance in the eye!
Bob: You're right! and now the bassist is crying!


um there's more but im lazy to check. besides, there's my work to consider.